Science has proven that beards promote good health. They're a sign of virility for starters. They protect your face from the harmful UV light of the sun, thus reducing the risk of skin cancer, and having an anti-aging effect (if your skin is taking less damage from sunlight, it's going to stay smooth and healthy longer). They can work as evaporative cooling systems in the summer. And let's not forget the damaging effects of scraping your face with a razor every twenty-four hours or so, which you avoid when you decide to put the razor away for good.
All this is to say that when our shirt says "Never Shave, Never Die" there is at least some scrap of truth to it.
While we can't say for certain that Beard Monster's products will make your immortal (testing this is still a work in progress), it is a sure bet that you'll look as badass as this shirt does.
100% preshrunk cotton
Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
Quarter-turned in production to eliminate center crease (doesn't bunch up in the middle)
White Beard Monster "Never Shave, Never Die" design on black shirt